nessa007:

how it feels being in the b99 fandom, where there is basically no drama, hate, or stupid ship wars because everyone loves jake/amy, raymond/kevin, and everyone just enjoys this hilarious, beautiful show because we have amazing writers who love these characters just as much as the fans and give the fans everything they want and more

ittybittywhatapity:

justasweird:

ilovepeppers:

Me during a depressive episode

she did not have to cut off that much fukn hair omfg

SCREAMING

quiteawfulpretty:

frozencranberries:

Emoji review: Moon Emoji

Apple: this is a mischievous moon. She wants to cause some trouble. Delightful impish smile. A good start. 9/10

I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. This looks like one of those Lenny faces copy pasted onto some Swiss cheese. Bad moon but not horrible 5/10

Microsoft’s simplistic style isn’t working here. This is no moon. This is a strangely patterned electric socket. 2/10 could be worse

Oh dear. This isn’t the moon at all! This is a horrible child! 2/10 could still be so much worse

I don’t hate it! 7/10

This is so horrible. I feel so angry when I see it. This moon feels nothing, only anger. 2/10

Kind. Wholesome. Three-dimensional. Refreshing! She’s so good. I want her in the sky. 10/10

What the FUCK is this

0/10

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -10000000000/10

This is so good! A calm and peaceful girl. So refreshing. 12/10

Oh I am STIFLING my laughter on the train please help

pelkoja:

pelkoja:

OMG THERES THIS BITCH ON TV RN SAYING THE MILLENNIALS WILL PROBABLY BAN “HAPPY NEW YEAR” BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE IS HAPPY WHAT. YOU MADE THIS UP..

what is it with like 45-50 year olds and making up things kids might be offended by ? like they don’t have any examples so they have to make one up it’s so weird

(Source: jeffbezosdivorcelawyer)

sindri42:

fliting:

sindri42:

curiooftheheart:

iamthezubatman:

eggcup:

tilthat:

TIL there is a species of fungus that only exists in Texas and rural Japan, and is thought to have been in both places for 19 million years

via reddit.com

turns people into cowboys or samurais depending on which place you’re in 

That explains why cowboy movies and samurai movies are so similar.

Cowboys are Alolan form Samurai

So in Japan it’s called Kirinomitake while in Texas it’s called either Texas Star (because after releasing spores it’s unfolded into a star shape) or the Devil’s Cigar because it starts out as a long oblong mushroom but then it unfolds with an ominous hissing noise and releases a big smoky black cloud of spores.

It only grows in these two places, and people did genetic testing and a bunch of math to determine that the two populations started diverging from each other nineteen million goddamn years ago, so it’s not possible for humanity to have moved it from one place to the other. They’re at the same latitude, but 11,000 fucking kilometers apart not to mention the goddamn ocean in the way.

“this is only another illustration of the unusual and unpredictable distribution of many species of the fungi. It would be difficult indeed to account for it, and we merely accept the facts as they are.”

So apparently it’s pretty common in the mycological world to find some bullshit that can’t be explained and would probably drive men mad to look at too closely, and just sort of shrug and move on with your day.

The species is also the only example of its genus.

Your daily reminder that anyone who devotes their life to studying fungi is not to be trifled with because their brain is full of things humanity was never supposed to notice.

rockin-reaper:

ordinarytalk:

rockin-reaper:

huskychronicles:

rockin-reaper:

I dont know too much about Dalmatians or what they were bred for so the other day i was talking to the security guard on campus about em and decided to google why they’re so aggressive and hard to handle and apparently its because they were bread as coach dogs, which means that they were trained to run alongside a coach or carriage and fucking attack anything that wasn’t their carriage. Like they were bonded to the horses used to pull the coach and to their handlers and other than that they would just jump anyone who came near em. If you had coach dogs you actually had to have someone who rode ahead and warned anyone coming toward you that you had coach dogs so they could move out of the way and not get attacked. So thats a mystery solved for me.

That’s fuckin wild I had no idea

*me, a Regency-era noble, displaying my wealth and status by releasing a large pack of dalmatians onto the street* fuck it up, boys

I grew up with dalmatians and yeah, they can be territorial if they’re not socialized and holy shit do they have so much energy, but.

But.

The best interaction I ever saw was the time my dog Maggie first met a horse. She was running around outside and some guy was riding a horse down our street because fuck it, I have a horse, I do what I want.

Maggie screeched to a halt, staring at the horse. I began running over there because I wasn’t sure if she was going to start barking or trying to chase it or what, and then I saw her whole body language sort of shift, like hundreds of years of selective breeding were making themselves known for the first time.

Her tail began wagging, very slowly. I could see her think, “Big…friend?” She got closer and her tail began wagging faster. “Big Friend!!” She began absolutely dancing around this horse, I have never seen her so happy.

She ran next to the horse for as long as I would let her (the rider thought it was hilarious), and she was incredibly disappointed when her Big Friend had to go home.

And that’s the story of how I tried to convince my mom we needed a horse for my dog.

That’s the best story I’ve ever heard

LET MAGGIE HAVE A HORSE

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shejla24:

same energy